Friday, October 1, 2010

WE ARE GOD !!.... BOW DOWN

पानी उबालना आता नहीं
चाय बनाने की बात करते है
जमीन से उगे नहीं
हवा में उड़ने की बात करते है
पंख अभी निकले नहीं
फडफड़ाने की बात करते है
दो कदम अभी चले नहीं
दुसरो को कुचलने की बात करते है


God is supposed to be perfect. But wait …. Is god the only one, not at all? There are plethoras of self proclaimed perfectionist who can make you dizzy in just one shot of them. I don’t know from where they bring that much confidence that without any shyness then can self praise themselves for hours and on any topic. They just show off like they are equipped with each and every talent present in this world and they can do it with such preciseness that you wouldn’t be able to find any fault in it.

Ironically these self proclaimed superior people fall right on their nose many times but they will market this downfall also as an achievement. They can praise themselves continuously without eating and sleeping because this is their only talent and they fully utilize it. Somehow if you are able to endure their ‘atyachaar’ then also they won’t quit. Their most effective weapon will thrash you into pieces.

“ abe tere ko ye nahi aata , ye to bahut simple hai “ …. “ sale ye nahi kar paya tu … doob mar “ … “ abe ye to bahut easy tha ye nahi hua tere se “ .. yes people I am talking about their perfection and the habit to find faults in other as we say in Hindi “ kide karne ki aadat “ . Despite the fact that this class of people had neither achieved anything nor have they proved themselves yet they will keep on poking their nose in others matter and try to mold others as per their criteria. Many a times there noses are cut but they continue their daring.

Now important question arise. How to deal with these kinds of people? As they are part of society and not in minority we have to face them. Ignoring them is not a solution. So far what I use to do and found very affective is to be in rhythm with them when they self praise. This kind of light taunts may make them feel guilty and they would try to refrain from their natural instinct for some time . Statements like “ aap to mahan hai” ,” hum to aapke pairo ki dhul hai “ , “ arey jab aapne kaam kiya hai to galat kaise ho sakta hai “ , “ aap se behas ki gustakhi hum kaise kar sakte hai “ are very effective tools so do try it else these self proclaimed gods will crush you by their ‘chamatkars’ daily.

3 comments:

Parthiv Patel said...

Pani ubalna aata nahi hei isi liye to Chai banane ki Sirf bate karte hei..
Jamin se uge nahi per Aasman se tapke hei isi liye Hawa meUdane ki bate karte hei..
Pankh abhi nikale nahi to kya hua, Kisi aur ke pankh keise Fafadae ja rahe hei uski... bat to kar sakte hei..
Do kadam abhi chale nahi to kya hua,, Truck se to kisi ko kuchal hi sakte hei.. :P


Meri bat mano to isko positive lo. If you are not self proclaiming god but normal person and not having confidence then its worst than this so called gods. As you are not able to do something for yourself then how will you do for others ?? Same old thing again "Khud ko kar buland itana ki khuda tujse puchhe bata teri raza kya hei ?" If you are not good with yourself then you can not be good with others.

Anonymous said...

fodd diya boss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahah
kuch log sach me mahan hote hain anmd aap ne unki mahanta ka bakhan kar k hume dhanya kar diya!!!! ;)
<3 it!!!

Mayank Sharma said...

thx anonymous ... ur rakshisi hasi is giving me hint that you are minakshi :P and uncle sam you always hit the dack hard ... waisi meri poem ki dhajjiya uda kar kya mila tujhe .. khudi ko buland karke itna chada wo jaise taise khudi ko buland karke itna chada wo jaise taise khuda bhi puch utha bande se " abe ab utrega kaise " raju ka PJ :D